i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
