What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
