ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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