Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just invented taco cereal.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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