im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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