Will you blow on my dice?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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