he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Randomize