Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
