Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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