Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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