I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Who put my cat in the fridge?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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