I wish my penis had an off switch
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
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