actually, I'm a sock model
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
birth control should be required to get into college
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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