I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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