4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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