Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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