so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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