I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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