i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He called his prostate his "boner button".
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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