Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The air was thick with penises
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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