I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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