I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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