You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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