My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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