I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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