I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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