I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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