I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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