Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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