im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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