Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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