Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Why is your signature on my underwear?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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