What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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