We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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