Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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