Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
