Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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