these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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