drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
the night ended with taco bell and tears
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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