Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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