You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
