Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Sorry about my life...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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