chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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