Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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