yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You coming home soon, man?
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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