a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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