So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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