remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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