he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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