I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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