I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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