Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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