whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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