your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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